Titus: Do you know how badly I want to counsel you?
Mark: Can I have a new counselor?
Iron Man IV
1979 Muppet Movie Camera Test
George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it’s so you can see if there’s someone in there.
George: Isn’t that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it’s taken.
George: A backup system? We’re designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That’s not a system. That’s a complete breakdown of the system.
Susan: Can we change the subject, please?
George: Why? What’s wrong with the subject? This is a bad subject?
Susan: No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we’ll talk about it.
George: It’s not that I want to keep talking about it? just think that the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum.
Susan: Well, I didn’t think that it had any momentum.
George: (To himself) How am I gonna do this? I’m engaged to this woman? She doesn’t even like me. Change the subject? Toilets were the subject. We don’t even share the same interests.(via The Postponement)
