dailyseinfeld:

George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is          it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to  the floor?Susan: Well, maybe it’s so you can see if there’s someone in  there.George: Isn’t that why we have locks on the doors?Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you  can see          if it’s taken.George: A backup system? We’re designing bathroom doors with our  legs          exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That’s not a  system.          That’s a complete breakdown of the system.Susan: Can we change the subject, please?George: Why? What’s wrong with the subject? This is a bad  subject?Susan: No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we’ll talk  about          it.George: It’s not that I want to keep talking about it? just  think that          the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum.Susan: Well, I didn’t think that it had any momentum.George: (To himself) How am I gonna do this? I’m engaged to this  woman?          She doesn’t even like me. Change the subject? Toilets were the  subject.          We don’t even share the same interests.
(via The Postponement)

dailyseinfeld:

George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it’s so you can see if there’s someone in there.
George: Isn’t that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it’s taken.
George: A backup system? We’re designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That’s not a system. That’s a complete breakdown of the system.
Susan: Can we change the subject, please?
George: Why? What’s wrong with the subject? This is a bad subject?
Susan: No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we’ll talk about it.
George: It’s not that I want to keep talking about it? just think that the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum.
Susan: Well, I didn’t think that it had any momentum.
George: (To himself) How am I gonna do this? I’m engaged to this woman? She doesn’t even like me. Change the subject? Toilets were the subject. We don’t even share the same interests.

(via The Postponement)

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